My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not us to meet each other I think you and your girlfriend need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!