My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's only six old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!