My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what saying in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!