My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!