Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up