Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up