Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up