Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up