May I have attention please May I your attention please Will the real slim shady please up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please up? Were gonna a problem here... 1} Yall act like you never seen a white person Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the Started her ass worst than before They first were sold her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, kidding He didnt say what I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha) Feminist women eminem Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him Look at him around grabing his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms Sometimes I get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose "my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss" And thats the messege we deliver to kids And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna know what is By the they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel they? We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open canolopes But if we can hump dead and antelopes Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh) But if you like I feel I got the antadoite Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss ain) Im shady Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Cause Im shady Yes Im the real All you slim shadys are just imitating So wont the real shady... Please stand up, please stand up, please up 2} Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records Well I do, so *f---* him and you too You I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me (but slim what if u win it be weird?) so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to britney S--- aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson and fred durst And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first Little put me on blast on mtv (yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe) I should download a on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream) Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me So I been sent in here to you And a million of us just like me Who like me Who just give a *f---* like me Who like me Walk, talk and act me It just might be the next thing But not me ain) 3} Im like a to listen to Cause Im giving you Things you joke with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all I get on the mic and spit it Wheather you like to it Im better 90% of you rappers out there Then you wanna outkin like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking But whole bag of viagra isnt working And every person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings Were in the parking lot Screaming I dont a *f---* With his windows and system up So will the real shady, stand up And put one of fingers on each hand up And to be proud to out of mind and out of control And one more time, as you can, how does it go? Ha ha Guess theres a slim in all of us it, lets all stand up