Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up