I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all these pet God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)