I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)