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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato cans for
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them