Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them