You know I just get it year I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You might see me walkin a dead dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big is barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they wallets And amidst all this poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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