You I just don't get it Last I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's head off in the park with a spiked collar at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A and sister who never seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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