We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But off, before we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I never had another granny look u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, ain't that a on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) paisley (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out