Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?