Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a