Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and those about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got That white trash and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
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